Starship Troopers 2 and 3

Posted in Horror, Science Fiction by - May 26, 2010

After the success of last week Lee, Dan and Arjan pressed ahead to watch the other movies in the Starship Troopers franchise.

  • The swearing is back!
  • Lee admits to occasionally making bad suggestions
  • Arjan “explains” what Starship Troopers 2 is about with his synopsis which runs in at about four minutes over the actual running time of the film.
  • Lee does Starship Troopers 3.
  • There is a lot of sniggering.
  • All military decisions appear to be random.
  • Once again Dan injects medieval England into a conversation.
  • The acting is bad even by Arjan’s level.
  • Lee wistfully thinks about Survivor season 1 for some reason.
  • Not enough shootings of Billy’s.
  • The subtleties of fixing doors and running over extension cables.
  • Lee pitches Starship Troopers 2 as a horror film.
  • Why give them crappy guns?!?
  • Dan likes Starship Troopers 3 more than 2 because it tries harder.
  • Dan, Lee and Arjan once again get to discuss nudity… but not in a good way.
  • Lee hates Starship Troopers 3
  • A lot.
  • Dan and Arjan didn’t hate it AS much.
  • Objectification of women in Starship Troopers 3
  • The most uncomfortable undressing scenes ever.
  • Lee says “boom boom chicky chicky boom boom”
  • Lee then defends T’Pol
  • Dan defends Casper.
  • Matt C wants mechs and he wants them now!!!
  • Dan quite likes… nothing to do with this film… giggle.
  • Arjan thought the singing was funny.
  • Lee did not.
  • Dan protected Kerry from the horrors of Troopers 2 and 3
  • Dan and Arjan turn on Lee
  • Reviewers are idiots.
  • Lee and Dan horrify Arjan with The Human Centipede trailer.

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27 Comments

  • Lee, would you be willing to concede that Robocop 3 is better than Starship Troopers 3?

    • @MC, isn’t that a bit like saying: “malaria is better than smallpox”?

      • @JJ Daddy-O, I’d be willing to live with that assessment.

    • Lee

      @MC, I would happily say that Robocop 3 with all of its failings is a much better film than Starship Troopers 3. In fact I might go as far as to say that TMNT 2… okay maybe lets not get carried away here.

      • @Lee, I wonder if I could make/get a t-shirt that says ‘support TMNT 2′ just to poke at you :P

        • Lee

          @Arjan, people will throw things at you in the street – I just say this so that you’ll be informed

    • @MC, If I remember rightly I saw Robocop 3 in the cinema and for a long time it held my “worst movie of all time” award for a good number of years. I suspect it may have been worse than the Starship Troopers sequels, but I’m not stupid enough to go find out for sure.

      • @Dan, if you saw some of the movies I’ve seen, Robocop 3 doesn’t even make the top 100 on my lists.

        I’ve even defended it.

  • Ian

    The episode isn’t downloading from iTunes. Worse yet, it doesn’t even try to download it. Help?

    • Lee

      @Ian, the file is here and working so it must be an iTunes issue – probably so many people downloading it at once on their iPads.

    • Lee

      @Ian, in iTunes if you right click (in PC) and select show all episodes it should give you the option to “get” the episode. I checked and I had to force the refresh for some reason?

      Try it again and see if it works now.

      • Ian

        @Lee, Everyone relax, it worked for me this morning.

        I only kicked up a stink because I don’t want to be left behind. You’ve no idea how embarrassing it is when all the cool kids are talking about the latest midmoclub episode and I can’t relate.

    • @Ian, It’s working for me now. Maybe it’s that block we asked itunes to put on your account.

      • Ian

        @Dan, C’mon Dan, my iTunes review wasn’t that bad was it? I only called you a twat once.

        :-p

  • Ian

    Man, I had to listen to it via the web page :-(

    After listenning to your review, I too scared to even hit play on the trailers.

    • @Ian, you can just download it from the blog you know..

      Click play, you know you want too (and if you don’t want too, click anyway).

      • Ian

        @Arjan, I did and it was worth it just for your reaction to the Human Centerpede movie.

    • Lee

      @Ian, the trailers are significantly better than the movies, especially the second one as it makes it feel action packed.

      • Ian

        @Lee, Thanks, but I think I’ll stay away anyway.

  • I’ve bought an ‘actual’ mp3 player to be able to listen to the Midmo rambles on my way to work. Hell just froze over (I’m keeping my mp3-discman though!).

    Cutting in the scenes really added something (although it completely killed my arguments haha).

    • Lee

      @Arjan, we should get mp3 player kick backs ;)

    • @Arjan, Welcome to 2005 Arjan

      • @Dan, listening to the back to the future podcast should really be weird now :P

        • @Arjan, btw..do you have any price-target for being featured in the midmo drawing? I think if you’d set a minimum and spam the world about it again it would be really cool.

          • Ian

            @Arjan, Price target? Lee should add you for free to show gratitude for your Tremendous contribution ;-)

  • Yeah… even the trailers above scream “Stay Away!” Still, I think I’d rather watch a Starship Troopers franchise marathon than Human Centipede.

    You guys seem surprised that these movies were low budget. I say it restores my faith in studio heads. Even they realized that the first movie was crap and didn’t really deserve follow-up, but it made enough money that they could suck in the converted with a few more shoddy entries.

    There’s even a part of the trailer for 3 that looks like legos in stop motion… come to think of it, that might have been a better movie.

  • I am a fan of Io9 and they asked if there was ever a third movie in a trilogy that didn’t suck… and people are actually suggesting ST3… wow.