Rumble in the Bronx (1995)

By The Midnight Movie Crew, July 21, 2010 9:05 am

This week Dan and Lee go to the world of Kung Fu and hovercrafts in Rumble in the Bronx.  The warning is that they talk about the movie for about ten minutes and then discuss hovercrafts for what feels like hours.

Enjoy!

  • Dan discusses the definition of art
  • Lee is confused about wallflowers at singles dances
  • Rumble in the podcast!!
  • Lee delivers potentially the worst synopsis yet
  • There is a subtle reference to hovercrafts
  • Dan’s mixed heritage is revealed
  • Housewife corner with Lee and Dan
  • Rats ate Lee’s jacket
  • Crappy dialogue
  • There is an audio clip missing which may show up somewhere else during the podcast – try and work out where as I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
  • Dan doesn’t need a big television
  • Racism raises it’s ugly head again
  • Brotherhood of the Wolf is awesome!
  • The lack of cushions
  • Jackie Chan lays some truth on the bad guys
  • Another subtle reference to hovercrafts
  • Dan turns to Wikipedia Lee turns to Amazon…
  • Dan hates Bruce Lee
  • Jackie Chan is a classy dude
  • Radioactive beer man!!
  • It’s a Jackie Chan love-in!
  • More tiny references to hovercrafts
  • Buying a hovercraft!!!
  • More hovercraft related information
  • The hovercraft malarkey continues…
  • Chickens and the demise of Dan’s second favourite
  • Dan and Lee eventually go back to talking about Rumble in the Bronx
  • The cup of tea test is back!!
  • Lee was wrong twice but you shouldn’t blame the Coen Brothers
  • The worst Amazon pitch you’ll ever hear
  • Dan and Lee finish on an in-depth discussion of Sylvester Stallone’s buttocks.
  • Well actually they end on how Lee still hasn’t finished Dan’s new header image (but there are blueprints!!)
 

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14 Responses to “Rumble in the Bronx (1995)”

  1. MC says:

    Well, doing his own stunts was Jackie Chan’s gimmick, and a bloody fine one at that.

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    Ian Reply:

    @MC, I beleive Jackie has broken nearly every bone in his body over his movie career, and he keeps coming back for more. That’s commitment!

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    Lee Reply:

    @MC, I haven’t read about it but I wonder if he still tries to do a lot of them now days?

    I’m yet to see The Karate Kid but I’ll be interesting in how active he is in that film.

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    Dan Reply:

    @Lee, He has a level of charisma which is still present, but his hayday is unfortunately long gone.

    But what a hayday!

    (not that I’ve seen Karate Kid though)

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  2. Ian says:

    I think there was a movie review in there somewhere. ;-)

    Also, please DO NOT take away Dan’s witty introductions of Lee at the start of each cast. I freak’n love ‘em!

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    Dan Reply:

    @Ian, HA! Vindication!

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    Lee Reply:

    @Dan, he had me confused by the term witty and Dan in the same sentence???

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    Ian Reply:

    @Lee, Oh just roll over and submit to the will of the people.

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  3. Jeff says:

    I only got to listen to 45 minutes of the podcast, but I’m not sure I caught which movie you had watched. Was it a discussion about a hovercraft sales video that Lee had received?

    Speaking of which, did you know there’s a hovercraft in Rumble in the Bronx? I wonder if that caused a spike in hovercraft sales?

    If we mention hovercrafts enough in these comments, do you think this post will make it to the first page of hovercraft results in Google?

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    MC Reply:

    @Jeff, HOVERCRAFT! *80′s music*

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    Lee Reply:

    @Jeff, oh man it would be sweet to be associated with hovercrafts in google!!

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  4. SG-3 says:

    OK, I’m a bit slow to the party, but I listened to this while the wife was watching Tour de France and it was some ridiculous hour! Could it be because of that that I enjoyed this episode so much!?! Thanks guys for a great laugh!

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    Dan Reply:

    @SG-3, don’t you think the Tour de France would be better if they did it on hovercraft?

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    SG-3 Reply:

    @Dan, Pity the poor German commentators! How many times can you say Luftkissenfahrzeug without tripping up!

    And would you have anyone left to wear a jersey after the Pyrenees stage?!?

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