This week Dan and Lee go to the world of Kung Fu and hovercrafts in Rumble in the Bronx. The warning is that they talk about the movie for about ten minutes and then discuss hovercrafts for what feels like hours.
Enjoy!
Dan discusses the definition of art
Lee is confused about wallflowers at singles dances
Rumble in the podcast!!
Lee delivers potentially the worst synopsis yet
There is a subtle reference to hovercrafts
Dan’s mixed heritage is revealed
Housewife corner with Lee and Dan
Rats ate Lee’s jacket
Crappy dialogue
There is an audio clip missing which may show up somewhere else during the podcast – try and work out where as I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Dan doesn’t need a big television
Racism raises it’s ugly head again
Brotherhood of the Wolf is awesome!
The lack of cushions
Jackie Chan lays some truth on the bad guys
Another subtle reference to hovercrafts
Dan turns to Wikipedia Lee turns to Amazon…
Dan hates Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan is a classy dude
Radioactive beer man!!
It’s a Jackie Chan love-in!
More tiny references to hovercrafts
Buying a hovercraft!!!
More hovercraft related information
The hovercraft malarkey continues…
Chickens and the demise of Dan’s second favourite
Dan and Lee eventually go back to talking about Rumble in the Bronx
The cup of tea test is back!!
Lee was wrong twice but you shouldn’t blame the Coen Brothers
The worst Amazon pitch you’ll ever hear
Dan and Lee finish on an in-depth discussion of Sylvester Stallone’s buttocks.
Well actually they end on how Lee still hasn’t finished Dan’s new header image (but there are blueprints!!)
No trailer this week for the movie Major League as it was bloody hard to find a semi-watchable one and the only one that was actually found was one that paints Tom Berenger’s character as an evil stalker… ummm kind of like how Dan and Lee paint his character…
Highlights (?):
Lee’s opinion on how you are this week
1989 in film
Dan didn’t recognise Rene Russo
Big baggy jumpers
Tracey (Lee’s better half) doesn’t like Charlie Sheen
Dan lies about the films he hasn’t seen
Lee gets on the edge of his seat in the Mighty Ducks films
Lee worries about them treating the game like a job
Dan likes wearing American sports clothes but not so much playing sport
This week it’s Dan who brings up the topic of balls
Dan sums up the rules of baseball as “you have to hit the ball and run around a diamond”
Lee praises Charlie Sheen behind Tracey’s back shhhhh
There are hair spoilers for Major League 2
Oh that’s racist
Dan likes the Dorn character…?
More mighty moustaches
Celebrity spotting… well the janitor from Scrubs anyway
In depth discussion regarding racism and voodoo
Lee proposes a gender census of the Midnight Movie Club massive
Frankenhooker
The podcast does lose the plot a little after the 38th minute
Captain Archer is a definitive role
Lee says “Faith of the Heart” a lot
Lee goes to Amazon
Dan questions the validity of listening to Lee wandering around online shops
Despite the general arse’n around during the final 15 mins you should stick around for the special ending of the podcast
Just because Dan and the Hadrian’s walkers are off doing their thing and… umm walking we are still pushing forward to keep you guys entertained!! Show some love by popping over and donating some sweaty cash!!
Dan and Lee invented the concept of Cheetos gloves…
Dan does some major league foreshadowing.
Lee and Dan declare that Tom Hanks used to be a man of the people and now isn’t.
Dan and Lee pretty much quote the whole film.
Is Dragnet the reason we have the Starsky and Hutch film? Bad Dragnet film, go to the corner!
A lot of people don’t like Tom Hanks
The synopsis is lacking… again
3 Men and a Baby part 3 – brought to you by the Midnight Movie Club!!!
Wow, that trailer really contains a bunch of spoilers!?!
Yes that’s right this week Lee and Dan are watching the 1984 film Gremlins which is a really hard film to classify so it’s been labelled a Science Fiction/Horror/Comedy.
in a departure from every other week Dan and Lee had technical problems
behold as the boys screw up Judge Reinhold’s name completely
Lee potentially creates ‘a famous illustrator’ in his mind and sees him in this film
was this released in the greatest weekend ever?
Gremlins scare Dan and Lee (possibly Lee more than Dan…)
Homages to other films including Spielberg’s
Lee can’t even remember the town’s name
Dan and Lee are loving Joe Dante
Stephen King and the construction of character and then doing something horrible to them
Dan identifies the connection to The Wizard of Oz
Lee bangs on about the soundtrack
The utter ridiculousness of the rules and the absence of science
Lee explores the metaphysics of the gremlins
Buffy the Gremlin Slayer – Dan is effing hilarious!!!
Lee and Dan discuss the mother’s place amongst science fiction heroes Ripley and Connor – she goes all Chuck Norris
Dealing with the dog
Dan does a great Gizmo impression!!
CGI vs Puppets
Oh, no more points go listen to the podcast already!!!!
There is little secret to the reception that the Monster Squad are going to get in this week’s podcast as Dan and Lee have struggled through getting something recorded, in the end the podcast is about as professional as it always is…
Monster Squad business cards
Advice on taking very young children to monster’s homes
Lee only says the ‘F word’ three… maybe four times
Iron Man toy dildos
We refuse to refer to Arjan by his real name
How cool can someone actually be riding a bicycle in a black leather jacket?
How schools are teaching kids to make silver bullets in home economics now.
Now next week should appeal slightly more to Lee’s delicate tastes: The Monster Squad
*Please note that Lee’s opinions on discussing this movie in the comments does not reflect the policy or opinions of The Midnight Movie Club or that guy down the street who collects plastic bags and yells at the kids as they walk by. Please discuss away.
One of the rules of the Midnight Movie Club is that the film that we’re watching has to be one that we would stay up really late watching despite having work the next morning. Teen Wolf fits this profile perfectly.
This week Lee and Dan talk about
the complete and utter wrongness of that basketball team
Boof
what they really mean by the Werewolf
what exactly does one do when surfing on the roof of a van
If you’re on Skype and would like to leave your own thoughts or reactions to Teen Wolf then please leave a message on Dan’s Skype account with the very catchy user name: dghughes28.
Next week Lee is flying solo and podcasting about the disaster that is Teen Wolf Too (if you’ve recently seen Teen Wolf Two and would like to throw your two cents in leave a message with Skype account dghughes28!!.
Directed by Thomas Schlamme
Starring: Mike Myers, Nancy Travis and Anthony LaPaglia
Apparently Dan felt that the swearing in the podcast has reached an unacceptable high and whilst he may be correct you won’t have to worry because we have our all new, all dancing swear noise! You can only hear it by listening to the podcast and it should not be missed.
Also hear the boys talk about:
the eagerly awaited Three men and a baby sequel
confusing this film with a popular Batman PS3 game
Lee’s poor jokes requiring explanation
Dan doesn’t know where the line “I like the night life, I like to boogie” comes from
and for what seems to be a completely random reason the Staypuft Marshmallow Man
Dan just finished editing next weeks podcast. That's two in the can, which allows the boys a nice weeks break.08:53:14 AM September 06, 2010from Facebook
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